Jun 7, 2021
Ship 30 for 30
Incredible Achievements, and how to Stop Them: 6 Principles
My dearest Scumbag,
To date, your prog-, er, re-gress, has been nothing short of exemplary.
However, reports have reached my ears that Incredible Things are knocking at your door. I caution you: Our Father has agents everywhere. Do not think you can entertain Progress without cost to your soul.
I will write further, but in the meantime:
I offer the Following Tactics for your own protection:
Whenever possible, complicate matters.
And strive for a confused mental state.
Simplicity is the enemy. Whenever you stumble across a means of simplifying work, processes, relationships, life …. quickly add something into the mix. ANYTHING. And then something more.
You will FEEL the relief in your soul as complexity and confusion return.
Adhere to the 50/50 Principle
This principle is self-evident. Equality of distribution, equality of outcome ….
Anything else is from The Enemy.
Stick to the script you were taught in childhood.
Our Father placed emotional baggage in your soul early on, for a reason.
He knew without it, you’d be in terrible danger of Achieving Amazing Things.
Always be in a hurry.
Do you need reminding?
The moment you slow down, your mind starts to think. And reflect. And question. Terrible danger.
GET GOING. As fast as possible. Doesn’t matter which direction. Don’t stop.Avoid asking challenging questions.
ESPECIALLY of yourself.
And when all of the above have failed you …. as sadly, they sometimes do ….
Sabotage yourself.
For your own good.
Your affectionate uncle,
Beeblebrox, the Intestinally Congested
